Friday, May 06, 2005

Breaking News

Here's the big news headline from MSNBC today:
Chlamydia outbreak kills a dozen penguins
Seagull most likely transmitted bacteria to the birds

Now listen, if I've told you this once, I've told you a hundred times: you're not just sleeping with a seagull. You're sleeping with every seagull that seagull has ever slept with.

Next week: a commercial with a penguin saying "Having to live with genital herpes can be a hassle."

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