Monday, May 09, 2005

Fashion Notes From the Mall

We went to the mall on Saturday night for some pizza and some Mother’s Day Shopping. While we were there, we saw a lady wearing jeans that were cuffed up at least a foot. A foot! I asked Gloria about this and she said “Cuff jeans--that’s the new fashion.”

Let me be clear about this: wearing jeans with a foot-high cuff isn’t “fashion.” Those jeans look like a hand-me-down from your older sister, who’s seven feet tall and works in a circus in Paraguay, where magic is real and unicorns were seen in the jungle as recently as last Tuesday. If that's the look you're cultivating, then please accept my hearty congratulations.

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