Monday, October 03, 2005

The Golden Girl

I got punked at the grocery store today. By a woman in her seventies.

When I reached the checkout line, there was a box of hair dye at the front end of the conveyor belt. Someone must have taken it out of their cart and just left it there. I ignored it and started unloading my gigantic hand-cart full of soda. As the clerk was scanning the items, this older lady walked up and said to me "Hey, you forget your hair dye." Then she burst out laughing. So did I.

I offered her a guest column.

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