Thursday, December 15, 2005

Lazy 101 Semester Final: Test Answers

1. Soup.
It's the laziest nutritional meal possible, because you get a full meal using just one utensil and an extremely limited range of motion. There are also no dishes to wash, since you purchased the microwave soup that is heated in its own container.

2. Chocolate-pumpkin pie.
Both favorite holiday pies in one slice, requiring only one fork and one plate.

3. The new paper towel holder.
Clearly, the new holder is superior, because it does not have a top knob that must be removed to change the paper towel roll, then replaced once the change is completed.

Extra credit: the additional feature needed by the paper towel holder is a heavier base. That way, no second hand is needed for stabilization.

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