Monday, February 16, 2015

Make Better Decisions (Valentine's Day Edition)

An Einstein's clerk. Young.

"So, did you get your lady something special for Valentine's Day?" he asked.

"Um, yes," I said.

"I'm making some bacon roses for my lady," he said. "You cook the bacon in the shape of a rose and then just slide it on the stick."

"Well, that's certainly something," I said.

He leaned over the counter and lowered his voice. "Chicks say they don't like bacon"--he pauses for dramatic effect--"but they do. They totally do."

Good luck with that, sir.

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