Monday, March 27, 2017


"Oh hey, that guy's a kayaker," I said. "Pretty neat."We were behind a car at a stop light, and there was a sticker of a kayak in the back window.

"He's driving a Hummer, though."

"What's the business case for buying a Hummer, exactly?" I asked.

"There isn't," Eli 15.7 said. "They just want one."

The traffic light turned green, and the Hummer pulled into a parking lot.

"Oh no!" I said.

"Payless Shoes?" Eli said.

"Come on, man," I said. "You just bought a Hummer and you're buying shoes at Payless?"

Eli laughed. "That's all he can afford," he said.

"There's a marine store three doors down. At least park there, so people think you have a boat, too."

Life is complicated.

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