Monday, September 17, 2018

An Analysis: Is Eli Manning More Or Less Mobile Than A Sofa?

Does the sofa have wheels?

Answer "yes"
The sofa is more mobile.

Answer "no"
The sofa and Eli Manning are equally mobile.

There was a play in the third quarter last night where Manning ran past the line of scrimmage and got wrecked, and he looked exactly like the drunk guy who climbs out of the stands, runs across the field, and gets decked by a player. No difference.

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