Thursday, December 20, 2018

There Will Be Consequences

There was a commercial about quitting smoking. It was puzzling (we had the sound off), and featured actor Ray Liotta.

"From what I can tell, the biggest benefit of quitting smoking is that it gives you time to play with your dog," I said.

"Oh, thank god," Gloria said. "I thought it was a Viagra commercial."

"That's a dark place," I said. "Don't go there."

"I was waiting for a goat to show up," she said.

"Don't do it," I said. "Not even once."

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