Tuesday, June 11, 2019

He Didn't Say Anything About Burger King, Which Is Probably Already On Fire

"Uber Eats is going to deliver McDonald's," Eli 17.10 said.

"Oh, that's a terrible idea," I said.

"Why?" Eli asked. "I think it's pretty cool."

"Because McDonald's has to be eaten at a champion's pace or it tastes like Styrofoam," I said. "Every McDonald's order should come with a countdown timer that starts as soon as you open the bag. After three minutes, the bag incinerates, along with the food. That's the only way to be protected."

"Fair point," Eli said.

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