Monday, January 11, 2021

Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon broadcast an NFL game yesterday and it was mostly better than the real thing. 

Have a look at the superior information presented:

Those are fantastic.

The main two two announcers did an excellent job of presenting the game in a format that was more understandable for kids. For instance, in explaining a delay of game penalty, the announcer said "Delay of game is like what happens when your mom tells you to do the dishes and she starts counting. If she gets down to zero, you're in trouble."

Taysom Hill was "like the kid who's good at every sport in recess."


Then they mentioned that Manti Teʻo was playing. 

"Kids, Manti Teʻo is famous for being catfished. That's like when your older brother gets a letter from a girl he doesn't know, and they agree to go on a date and the girl turns out to be a boy. Boy, that would be be awkward, huh?"

They didn't actually say that, of course. I guess some things are better left unexplained.

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