Tuesday, June 19, 2018


For Father's Day, we hit golf balls in the morning, then played tennis in the afternoon.

I haven't hit golf balls since we moved here, two years ago. That sounds ridiculous, but the day-to-day task list has been ridiculous for a long time, plus we're gone thirty weekends a year.

So, low expectations, but I actually hit the ball decently.

The range was part of a very small, urban course. I mean really small, because it's an 18 hole course only 4,500 yards long.

Actually, though, for me, that's perfect. Everybody was incredibly nice, it's very inexpensive ($5 for range balls, $15 to walk 18), and the course is in terrific shape.

I didn't have to hit many balls to get the bug again, and at those prices, I can actually walk a few rounds. Plus, it's ten minutes from the house.

None of that is the point.

The point is that it's time to get Eli 16.10 some lessons, because when he hits it straight (not often), his pitching wedge is going 160+, and his 6-iron is over 200.

I don't know the distance on his driver. I can't see that far.

Monday, June 18, 2018


For Father's Day, we went to see RBG.

There are very few people I hold in awe--clearly, if you've been around here for a while, you know that--but Ruth Bader Ginsburg is one of those people.

Particularly in a time when I find what government is doing completely incomprehensible, it's comforting to know that there are people who have dedicated their lives to things that are right and fair.

Imperfectly, but still dedicated.

I ordered a t-shirt.

There Can Be No Greater Name

I will never be able to adequately describe the unrestrained glee that seventh grade me feels when I use this as a character name. 

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Daily Challenge

If you're playing Slay The Spire (how could you NOT be playing it?), the Daily Challenge today is unbelievably fun.

Some of those challenges are more fun than others, but today you get an ultra-powerful deck, and regular enemies drop relics. Absolutely a great time.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Friday Links!

From C. Lee, and this is amazing: Researchers are keeping pig brains alive outside the body. This is a fascinating story: The Lesbian Pulp Fiction That Saved Lives. This is totally remarkable: An Ice Core Reveals the Economic Health of the Roman Empire. Alpha predator alert: Fox catches rabbit, then eagle swoops in. Incredible: How One Recalled SUV Destroyed $45 Million In Cars, Burned A Massive Ship, And Sparked A Legal Battle Between Ford And BMW.

From Kevin Womack, here's an eight-year-old drummer crushing Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin: Good Times Bad Times (8year old drummer ”Yoyoka"). Here's another, and it's even more amazing: Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin /7year old drummer "Yoyoka".

From DQ Reader My Wife, and this is quite nice: Mr. Rogers Had a Simple Set of Rules for Talking to Children.

From Steven Davis, and this is quite odd: The Wild Ancient Greek Drinking Game That Required Throwing Wine. Also, and these are stunning, it's The full horror of fighting in the trenches revealed: Fascinating colourised WWI pictures bring the 'the war to end all wars' to life.

From Wally, and I've never heard of this: Semordnilap. This is excellent: Russian Aces over Korea. This is so, so good: War List | Great Pretenders. These are terrifying: China's scariest outdoor attractions.

From Christopher Scott, and this is amazing: These Portuguese Libraries Are Infested With Bats—and They Like It That Way.

From Eric Higgins-Freese, and this is so great: Cyberpunk 2077, as told by Ciri.

From Griffin Cheng, and this is an incredible story: The Hidden History of Shanghai’s Jewish Quarter. This is excellent: How the Song ‘American Pie’ Reflected the Drastic Changes in American Culture From 1959 to 1971.

Thursday, June 14, 2018


Didn't make it. That's what he gets for going in and dominating tryouts.

He's not the first kid to get screwed in tryouts, and he won't be the last. And the sun will still come up tomorrow, as always. But this does hurt.


This is a tough day.

Eli 16.10 finished team tryouts for the 18u AAA team Tuesday night. Today, he finds out if he made the team.

This is, by far, the most likely team for him to make. If he does, then he's essentially on the same team he's been on for the past two years, although some of the kids from last year's team will be playing juniors.

This is the path we talked about--one year of 18u, then try to play in juniors (USHL or NAHL) for a year, hopefully drawing enough attention that he signs with a D1 school.

It's much more complicated than that, but that's the happy path.

If he doesn't make this team, then we'll spend the rest of the summer trying to shake something loose at the AAA level. Worst-case scenario, he'll wind up playing high school.

That's not a death blow, but it would be very, very tough. We've already talked about it, though, and at this level, the only thing that matters if whether he can get better this season. No matter where he's playing.

He was terrific in tryouts, and clearly, he's improved since the season ended in early March. There were goalies from all over, though--Boston, Atlanta, even Russia, and those are just the ones I know of--and tryouts are a funny thing.

So. Waiting.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Out Of Nowhere

I followed what was happening at E3, but it didn't seem like there was much of anything to write about.

BANG BANG KABOOM XV will be released, along with SAME AS LAST YEAR SPORTS XXV, and there's also THE GAME I REALLY WANT TO PLAY THAT WON'T BE OUT FOR TWO YEARS, but nothing seemed really notable.

Reading E3 articles led me to a rabbit hole, which led to a side rabbit hole, which led me to think about what kind of arcade game I would get if I actually could afford a real one.

It took me about five seconds to decide on Hyper Sports. 

Hyper Sports was Konami's successor to Track & Field, and was released to arcades in 1984. It had a double-button setup, for speed, and the reason I loved these games so much was because of the "pencil trick": putting a pencil in-between the buttons, with your index finger as a fulcrum, then tapping away on one end of the pencil with your free hand. It was sort of a drumming technique, and what it did was give you unbelievable amounts of speed. It felt like a skill.

That is, without question, my favorite arcade game memory, playing those games at a local 7-11 (in the corner, right next to the motor oil).

I spent a bit of time looking at how much the arcade cabinets cost. Anywhere from $2500-$3000. Then I found this, which is allegedly a new but retro-styled cabinet with an LCD monitor that can play all five games in the series. That was $1800, but that's still a lot of money (particularly when goalie lessons with the best goalie coach in the country run $175/hr).

Less than half an hour later, though, a miracle occurred.

Out of nowhere, a new game for the Switch was announced: Hyper Sports R. Based on a fine-tooth analysis of the trailer, it basically includes most of the events in Track & Field and Hyper Sports, with a couple of new additions.

Instead of pounding on the buttons, you swing the Joy-Cons, and I am 100% down for that. Yes, it might be terrible, but it's still very pleasing that Konami remembers its iconic franchise.

Oh, and a sports note that I almost forgot, which is absolutely notable: Madden is coming out for the PC this year. Modders, start your engines.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Shout Out

When we were in Muskegon for main camp, we had a few hours on Saturday morning in the hotel.

I looked for our favorites--SpongeBob, Curious George, Full House--but was stymied. So I went to PBS and saw Bob the Builder.

"Here we go," I said. "Here's Bob."

What followed was quite different from what I remembered. Shout out if you see a paintbrush, the narrator said.

"What is this?" I asked. "This is more Dora the Explorer than Bob the Builder."

"I know," Eli 16.10 said. "What is this?"

We watched for a few unsatisfying minutes.

"I don't agree with the creative direction this show's taken," I said, "starting with--ooh, PAINTBRUSH!"

Eli was sitting upright on the bed, and he started laughing so hard that his body slanted sideways and slowly slid to the mattress. He laughed for a long time. Every time he tried to get up, he started laughing again.

Finally, he was upright.

"I mean, I knew you were going to do that," he said, still laughing, "but just knowing how hard you were focusing on the screen nearly killed me."

Monday, June 11, 2018

An Update

"Wait, how do I get a point? Do I just empty the ice tray, or do I have to empty AND fill it?" Eli 16.10 asked.

"You have to do both," Gloria said.

"Emptying is demand. We have a supply issue," I said.

Minutes later, there was a big score update:

Yes, he wrote "fake news" by Gloria's score.

His "1" has remained blissfully undisturbed for five days.

Friday, June 08, 2018

Friday Links!

From Fredrik Skarstedt, and boy, is it terrifying: Looking for Life on a Flat Earth.

Here are two amazing nature links: Fascinating Experiment Suggests Bees Understand the Concept of Zero and In the World of Male Dolphin Alliances, Individual Names Identify Friends and Foes.

From Wally, and this is utterly fantastic: THE HARVARD MAP COLLECTION PRESENTS: WHERE DISASTER STRIKES. I believe both of these guys should go straight to concussion protocol: Goat Vs Cow. Cute overload: friends. This is epic: Fantastic French Publicity Caravans of Yesteryear. This is terrific: Letters from a Science Fiction Giant.

From Ken Piper, and this is the first I've heard of this: The days are getting longer – but very, very slowly. This could be disastrous: Hurricanes Are Moving More Slowly, Which Means More Damage.

From Eric Higgins-Freeze, and this is excellent: PEZ Visitor Center.

From Griffin Cheng, and this is interesting: Who Owns the New Land Created By a Volcano in Hawaii? Also, and I had no idea, it's How Ketchup Revolutionized How Food Is Grown, Processed and Regulated.

From Steven Davis, and this is fascinating: The oral history of the Dinosaur Input Device or: how to survive the near death of stop-motion.

From C. Lee, and this is a great read: Why are Dutch-Americans so different from the Dutch?

From Brett, and it's excellent: Collectors of mechanical keyboards share passion online, in person.

Thursday, June 07, 2018

Motivational Crisis

"I need to discuss something serious with you," I said to Gloria. 

"What?" She asked, alarmed. 

"I found an inspirational towel in the bathroom."

She laughed. "It was on sale!"

"I'm not opposed to inspirational towels," I said, "depending on the message. For instance, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' is acceptable, as is 'If you find yourself in hell, keep going.' "

"I don't think they make those," she said, laughing. 

"Other good choices include 'What fresh hell is this?' and 'War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.' If you can find any of those, please get them immediately."

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