Friday, February 21, 2020

Friday Links!

A fantastic read: The story of the Atari Jaguar saviour that never came out.

From Geoff Engelstein, and it's a wonderful story: At 75, my mother decided to play through "Red Dead Redemption 2".

From Meg McReynolds, and how many rollercoasters reach the century mark? You know Jack: Kennywood celebrates the Jack Rabbit's 100-year anniversary.

From Wally, and it's a deep dive: The diehards of doom! Why Doctor Who is the show fans love to hate. These are nifty: Book Nook Shelf Inserts Are Really Cool, And Everyone Should Know They Exist — Here Are 14 Of The Most Creative Ones You'll See. This is a stunning video: Great East Japan Earthquake, Tsunami. This is utterly fantastic: Open Source Rotary Cellphone. This is just a staggering story: Con men scam $1 million from isolated Mennonite craftsman by claiming to be Illuminati.

From C. Lee, and it's fascinating: Black in the USSR. I had no idea: Why are the Vibrant Colors of 'The Scream' Fading? Outstanding: Fourteen Fun Facts About Love and Sex in the Animal Kingdom. This could be incredible: Scientists make energy with invisible source: infrared light.

From Jonathon W., and it's hilarious: The Deep Roots of an Italian Song That Sounds Like English—But Is Just Nonsense.

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Eli 18.6: 6.2

He said he still had some headroom, and that he was sure he'd been sub-6 in some practice runs that weren't timed. This is on the 10-meter wall.

He's been working on this for six weeks.

Pictures!

Here's a concept I believe we can all get behind:



I saw this and it felt like a display of pure joy:


This is an outrage!

On Matters Culinary

If you take a bag of jalapeno potato chips and crush them, then pour about 1/3 of the bag on a baked potato, it's a flavor miracle. Seriously.

Send Us Your Armies On Sale

The debut novel of Vic Davis, Send Us Your Armies, is on sale for $0.99 today at Amazon. That's a great deal.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

No Difference

I think it's very easy to assume nowadays that foreign-based phone support is the biggest problem with customer service. It's doubly easy to do so because almost every big company uses foreign-based customer service.

I had a real blast from the past today, though.

I called a manufacturer of a major soundbar. This company has this bizarre approach to functionality that has some functionality attached to the remote, while the rest of it is only usable with their app.

To start off with, that's horrible design. Just horrible.

What's even more horrible is that the app is terrible. It's incredibly flaky when installing, and the app itself has something like a 2.5 rating (with thousands of reviews), which you don't get unless the app is crap.

I needed to call customer service to answer a question about an error code I was getting.

I called.

The voice cheerily told me that I was 77th in the queue.

I was told that I could leave my number, which I did, and someone called back 2+ hours later. I clearly concluded that this person was based in the U.S. He had me on the phone for less than two minutes, couldn't answer a simple question, and told me I needed a Level 2 tech. He took my number.

The Level 2 tech (again, based in the U.S.) called me 21 hours later. I wasn't available. He left me a toll-free number to call.

When I was free, I called. This time, I was 1st in the queue. And held for 22 minutes.

Now I did get the information I needed, after I talked to the tech. But it reminded me of how terrible U.S. tech support was BEFORE it started being outsourced.

I remember this happening all the time. Half-hour waits in queues, or longer. People who couldn't answer even the simplest questions. People who were totally disinterested in helping me. And this kind of attitude starts at the executive level, not the employee level. Their lack of commitment to service, seeing it as an expense instead of an integral part of future revenue, is what leads to bad customer service.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Better Late Than Never

I've been playing quite a bit of UnderMine lately.

It's a run around, shoot stuff, find stuff, eat stuff game. Looks like this:


Yeah, it's a little dark underground. Not everywhere, though. 

UnderMine has plenty of positives. Interesting creatures with varied attack patterns, lots of items to find, blessings, curses, gold, and dogs for petting. 

Plus, the animation is smooth. So smooth. 

I've gotten (by my meager standards) fairly good at this game. I get into the flow state pretty quickly now, which is always an amazing experience. 

My entire life, I've always looked at where I was moving, and when I took a ranged shot, I always looked at where the shot was going until it landed. 

I've always done it like this. And it's wrong. 

What I've discovered in the last few days is that I've been looking at the wrong things. I need to be watching where enemies are going, not my character, and I need to be looking at where shots are coming from, not where they're going. 

This has made a huge difference in my skill level. 

I know, it's a "duh" moment for a lot of you, but man, it was revelatory for me.

Monday, February 17, 2020

Your Four-Class Personality Test

I should have realized this a long time ago.

Role playing games have always had the four basic character classes:
-warrior
-mage
-ranger
-thief or assassin, depending on the game

Because I'm dense, I never thought about what these choices say about who we are, particularly if we make them all the time.

I realized this, finally, because I realized my choice has changed.

To start off, I've never chosen the warrior class. Zero interest. That's why I've never been able to get into the God of War series, even though I've played a couple. Aggro has never been interesting to me, not in my entire life.

What I chose for a long time was the mage class. Probably all the way into my mid-thirties. Enormous power, but channeled with intelligence.

In the last month, though, I realized something: I haven't chosen the mage class in a long, long time. Now, I always choose the thief class. The stealthy one, the one who gets by on their wits without any special powers.

That's definitely a personality shift, and it's not just in class selection. Do you know what perfection would be in terms of professional status for me? If people knew my name as having written a profound book, but had no idea what I looked like. No one would ever recognize me on the street. I would just have done it, and other people would know, and that would be enough.

When I was younger, I wanted to be recognized. A magic user, showy spells, lots of magic missile fireworks. Now, though, I'd rather be in the shadows.

Friday, February 14, 2020

Friday Links!

Leading off, from C. Lee, and what an epic read: ‘The intelligence coup of the century’: for decades, the CIA read the encrypted communications of allies and adversaries..

From Eric Higgins-Freese, and nature is incredibly inventive: There's a new radiation-eating fungus strand growing at Chernobyl.

From Wally, and it's amazing: Scientists in Israel grow date plants from 2,000-year-old seeds. An excellent read: The New 3D Printing. I'm not sure what to think: The Art of Costumes at Costume-Con 37. Toy train parkour: Diesel Train Stunts - Brio trains parkour,

More links from C. Lee. First, free stuff: 60 Free Film Noir Movies. This is absolutely phenomenal: The Best Board Games of the Ancient World. Wash those hands, my friend: Study: To slow an epidemic, focus on handwashing. Really alarming: 10 US oil refineries exceeding limits for cancer-causing benzene, report finds. About time: Physicists determine the optimal soap recipe for blowing gigantic bubbles. Of course, we always suspected this: Nighttime Camera Catches Coyote and Badger in Absolute Cahoots.

Thursday, February 13, 2020

If Only They Would

I watched parts of a few XFL games this weekend.

I'm not going to pretend that the games were good. They weren't. But the NFL is using the XFL as in incubator for some really, really interesting rules changes (in particular, the kickoff) that might be adopted next season.

A second outdoor football league will never succeed in this country. Well, it will never succeed unless the winner of the league gets promoted to the NFL for the next season, and the worst team gets relegated.

That will never happen, because no NFL owner would take that chance, but that would create a thriving second league with a ton of fan interest, and the playoff games would get huge ratings.

Plus, the quality of football in the second league would be much higher, because teams would be competing to move up to the big time.

Too bad that won't happen.

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Mr. Eli's Wild Ride

This was last Friday.

I got up at 5:30 and left the house at 6:00, driving to Ann Arbor to pick up Eli 18.6. The weather was terrible for most of the trip, and a 2:00 drive turned into 2:45.

As soon as Eli got in the car, the weather started to get better. In thirty minutes, the sun was out. Deep symbolism there.

We got back to Grand Rapids at 11:20, just in time for his 11:30 dental appointment. Then he got a haircut, took a long nap, and we all met for dinner downtown.

Why? Because Gloria and Eli were going to see "Hamilton."

Started at 8:00, lasted almost three hours. What a day, right?

Not so fast.

Gloria then had to drive Eli back to Ann Arbor, and they didn't get there until 2:30 a.m. because the weather was so bad. Gloria then spent the night in Livonia, which is a Detroit suburb, because getting home at 5:00 seemed like a really bad idea.

Why the madness? Because he had to get in line (sleeping in a tent with his friends) to get good seats for the Michigan St. game (the biggest basketball game of the year). 20F, snow.

He said with four of them in a three-person tent, it was like a sauna.

They got great tickets to the game, Michigan won, and he promptly took a four hour nap.

Just a normal day.

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

A Tale of Two Tickers

ESPN's XFL presentation last weekend:



Fox's:



ESPN has specialized in putting so much crap on the screen that you can't even see the game. You're watching a program with 80-85% of the available screen space, and ESPN's advertising ticker (that's what it is now) is just screwing things up. Plus the flashing yellow and flashing red for "final scores" and "critical news." It's gotten to the point where it's just trash.

Fox redesigned their scoreboard to fit better on mobile devices, which is very, very smart. The scoreboard is minimal, and it's framed so that additional statistics are shown to the right or left of the scoreboard. A mobile user won't see them.

All in all, it's a huge improvement from FOX (I don't say that much, or ever).

Makes You Think Of...

China takes desperate, “wartime” measures to stop coronavirus in Wuhan

An excerpt:
Chinese authorities seemed resolute to take whatever extreme actions they see as useful to get a grip on the outbreak. Vice Premier Sun Chunlan, who visited Wuhan Thursday and announced the new control measures, said that the city and country face “wartime conditions.”

“There must be no deserters, or they will be nailed to the pillar of historical shame forever,” she added.
Honestly, "Deserters Will Be Nailed To The Pillar Of Historical Shame Forever" might be the greatest band name of all time.

Monday, February 10, 2020

I Recommend An Article Title

"What are you working on?" I asked.

"An article," Gloria said. I looked over her shoulder. It was 'An Unconventional Approach to Security Tools Deployment.'

"Hmm, pretty vanilla," I said.

"I thought 'Unconventional' was the highlight," she said. Security articles are very, very dull.

"Well, I think I could punch that up if you just change one word. I recommend 'A Bohemian Approach to Security Tools Deployment.' That guarantees everyone will at least read the first paragraph."

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