This is what was going on in Austin last weekend: The "Republic of Texas" motorcycle rally (60,000), the The International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, and a championship RC (remote control) car racing tournament.
If you were an eight-inch tall gay biker with a love of the cinema, it was the greatest weekend of your life.
I went upstairs to the bathroom Saturday morning and there were eight rolls of toilet paper stacked on the tank. I guess Gloria finally read that Art of T.P. War column.