Juxtaposition
We were watching a college football game last Saturday, and a player was injured on a kickoff.It was easy to tell that the player had suffered a significant blow to the head and neck area, and as a precaution, they brought out the stabilizer and removed him on a stretcher.
"And...there it is," I said, as the player raised his arm and signaled '#1' to the crowd. "If a player was hit so hard that his entire body was vaporized, and all that was left was a smoking hulk of an arm, and that arm was placed on the gurney, it would raise itself and give the '#1' on its way off the field."
Eli 16.1 started laughing. "Oh my god, that's true," he said. "I don't think I've ever seen a player who didn't do that."
Later, a very fast man scored a touchdown.
He took off his helmet on the sideline, and I was stunned.
"Buddy, look at that haircut," I said.
"What?" he asked.
"It's the Lone Cypress," I said.
He burst out laughing. "Hold on," he said. He found an image online. "It's perfect!" he said.
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