Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Masters of Chirping

Hockey players chirp each other constantly.

"Hey, do you know who chirps better than hockey players?" I asked Eli 16.3 when he came home from school.

"Who?"

"Middle-aged African-American women," I said.

"What?"

"I was in Walgreens, and there were two women in their fifties talking to each other. The first one said, 'I only put these shoes on because I thought I was going to work out', and the second one said, 'Bitch, you ain't working out!' "

Eli just lost it, laughing for a long time. "That's the greatest chirp EVER," he said.

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