J'accuse
"I had some Truvia that I bought on the trip, but I can't find it in the pantry," I said.Gloria opened the pantry and took a look, totally not because I can't find anything ever.
"Hmm, I don't see it," she said, "but I would never through that out."
"It's quite interesting what you would and wouldn't throw out," I said. "EVAN."
She started laughing. "I didn't mean to!"
"Artificial sweetener is a priceless possession," I said. "Treasured holiday elf with his penis in a gift box? Right to the trash!"
"We were downsizing!" she said.
"Treasured!" I said.
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