The Infinity Paradox
We're in Detroit for a tournament, watching a terrible reality show. One of the main characters is wearing a visor."Tell me the name of one person who looks cool wearing a visor," I say.
"Not possible," Eli 16.5 says. "That person does not exist."
"What about historical figures?" I ask. "Napoleon in a visor?"
"Shakespeare," Eli says. "But he'd wear it sideways."
"So we could go back to the beginning of time," I say, "and NO ONE could have ever looked cool wearing a visor."
"Correct," he says.
Not even Jack Nicklaus (if you're old enough to remember that he wore one).
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