Three People, One Toilet
Hockey trips. In bathroom stackup situations (usually before we leave for the rink), Eli 16.6 goes first, Gloria goes second, and I go last."Really sorry, but I went number two in there," Eli said.
"Oh, great," I said. "Now if your mom goes number two, that's a number four."
"I'm not going number two," Gloria said.
"I don't know if I can survive a number four," I said.
Gloria disappeared into the bathroom, then emerged.
"That's a number four," I said.
"It's NOT A FOUR," Gloria said.
"Now if I go number two," I said, "that's a number eight. It's geometric."
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