What Lurks Beneath
"What unholy marriage is this?" I ask. "Be thee neither beast nor fowl, yet full of evil."
"Oh, for god's sake, it's butternut squash," Gloria says.
"That's no vegetable of this world," I say. "It has device-like qualities, or perhaps it could be used as a weapon."
"This is what I get for trying to add some variety," she says.
"Back, foul creature!" I say. "Back from whence you came."
"All right," she says.
"Note to self," I say. "Seal portal to underworld."
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