The NBA Playoffs
"Hey, did the Utah Jazz employ a shaman to help them win playoff games?" I asked."What?" Eli 16.10 said as walked into the living room. "That's ridiculous."
I paused live t.v. "Upper left corner," I said. "Look closely."
"Whoa," he said, then paused. "All right, I'm going to say that's plausible."
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Sadly, this picture lacks some of the fine detail that would show prominent hair ridges, but you get the idea.
"Whoa, that's some gator tail," I said.
"What?" Gloria asked. "What are you you talking about?"
"Look at his hair," I said. "That's a perfect example of a gator tail hairstyle."
"That is not a thing," she said.
"Oh, it's a thing," I said (it's not a thing). "Just look up 'gator tail hair'."
She started fiddling with her phone.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Looking up 'gator tail hair'," she said.
I burst out laughing. "Oh, you ass," she said. "But I actually found something."
"No way," I said. "I totally made that up."
"There's a gator-tail braid," she said, and then proceeded to show me pictures.
"Wait, something I made up actually exists?" I said.
"It appears so," she said.
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