All-Caps
I went to the dentist this morning for a checkup and to get my teeth cleaned."OH, HI! HOW ARE YOU?" said the receptionist.
"I'm fine, thanks," I said.
"I'LL TELL EVA YOU'RE HERE," she said.
I sat down in the waiting area. It's small.
"EVERYONE IS WALKING IN WEARING THEIR WINTER COATS TODAY."
I felt like I was standing at midfield while a marching band was playing the halftime show around me.
Evil Me very much wanted to start shouting back, to see if I could get her to amp it up just a little bit more. I didn't, though. I just smiled while her speaking volume sandblasted my face.
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