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We watched a dog show on Thanksgiving. Not sure which one, because if it's a dog show, that's where we stop distinguishing.[side note: service dogs are awesome. Not making fun of them. I'm making fun of people, as usual.]
The dogs were being described in unfamiliar terms.
Lester Lee is not just a show dog. He's also a service dog, providing therapy for his injured owner.
"Oh my god, that dog has a backstory," I said. "Credential burnishing."
Tommy can also skateboard.
"Wait, did I just hear resume padding?" Eli 17.3 asked.
"I think he plays the piano, and may be taking French," I said.
It continued.
"Are these dogs trying to win a show or get into college?" I asked.
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