Monday, December 09, 2019

More Than You Expect From A Matinee

[I'm using "*" in an attempt to avoid setting off work filters. You'll see why.]

We went to see Knives Out yesterday.

This is a default holiday movie for the olds, obviously, so I had certain expectations. One of those expectations was definitely not to hear a woman arguing with someone about fifteen minutes into the film. That person walked out, and the woman continued to berate him as he left, then she stood up, smoker's voice full of fury, and began berating the rest of us. "Enjoy your piece of shit racist, anti-Semitic movie," she shouted. She walked across the theater, then yelled, "He*l H*tler, motherf*ckers," and gave the Naz* salute on her way out.

"I didn't see that coming at all from the preview," I said.

As far as I can tell, there were no Jewish characters in the movie and no references to Jews or Jewish tropes of any kind. She also appeared to be the only person in a 100+ person audience to take offense,  and no one knows what actually offended her, so I'm still a little baffled as to what was going on. Deep in her cups, perhaps. Very deep.

Two hours later, the movie ended and we walked out. "The people next to me were talking the whole time," Gloria said.

"Of course they were," I said. "They couldn't hear half the dialogue. This is a known issue with the olds. Look around." She did, and almost everyone was even older than us. "This is why movies made by people should be enjoyed away from people."

I believe this is sound advice.

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