The Hotel
It was quite a hotel. To give you an indicator, just tell me which painting this reminds you of:
Look, it's Edward Munsch in an electrical outlet!
Would you like a desk that you can't use because the air conditioning unit is under it? Check.
A shower that doubles as synthetic ice, with soap and shampoo that is the slipperiest substance known to man? Check.
Three light switches that work in combination with no instructions whatsoever? Check.
Puzzling closet that faces you for absolutely no reason? Check.
A shower door with a curved handle so sharp that you will, after a series of misadventures, actually cut your forehead and bleed profusely? CHECK AND MATE.
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