They Did Not Receive a Promotion
All I want is audio from the marketing meeting that pitched this product:
I just want to hear someone say "What we need is a flamingo wearing a bikini top and a hula skirt, holding a beer and a beach umbrella. We won't be able to keep them on the shelves!"
With the matching male with sunglasses, hat, and surfboard, of course.
There's a warehouse somewhere with 150,000 of these in excess storage. At least.
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