Thursday, February 03, 2005

Bright Lights, Big Bananas

It's come to this: you're sending me links about monkey p*rn. Some of you anyway, and I'll credit Marc with being the first. Here's a bit from the article titled "Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms"
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A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

This resulted in the following conversation:
Me: Hey, what are some good names for monkey p*rn films?
Gloria: What?
Me: Monkey p*rn.
Gloria: Do I know you?

As I've said before, just another normal day at our house.

Here are the top five-grossing monkey p*rn films of all time, as reported by, the "World's Biggest Movie Database."

1. Last Mango in Paris
2. Monkey See, Monkey Do
3. The Organ Grinder
4. Rhesus Pieces
5. Miss Howler Takes a Holiday

I accept no responsibility for that. Send me links about monkey p*rn, expect monkey p*rn film names.

* inserted for the 99% of you who are reading this at work and don't need the Internet police blocking this page or coming to bother you.

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