Thursday, January 03, 2008

At The Library

My boss has a relative who was a librarian for many years, and she worked at the information desk of a large library. She told him that, invariably, when people asked her for help, they claimed one of three things:

1. They had invented a perpetual motion machine.
2. They had solved Fermat's Last Theorem, and just needed a little help with "documentation."
3. They had proven that the Trilateral Commission engaged in a conspiracy to control world events.

All I know is that if the Trilateral Commission ever invents a perpetual motion machine, then we are in deep trouble.

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