Jury Duty: Two Exits, No WaitingI had jury duty today. It lasted for three minutes.
I had a notebook with me, of course, because I expected to see many antics that would later fill this space. We were dismissed so quickly, though, that I only had time to make one note--a potential response to the question of being fair and impartial: I am absolutely impartial. All my decisions are made by the coin.