Thursday, December 30, 2004

Now You Tell Me

You're all sending me heartwarming stories about your own young children peeing in strange places and crapping on the floor. I only have one question: why didn't you tell me this BEFORE we decided to have a child?

Good grief, we could have gotten a llama instead. Llamas aren't fussy eaters, they're friendly, they don't need a college fund, if they get their girlfriend pregnant you can celebrate, and I'd get a free sweater once a year.

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