Conversations From a Marriage, Part VII
Me: I notice you're getting up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night now. What's up with that?Gloria: I don't know. It seems to take me a while to get started when I pee, and when I do, the flow isn't quite as strong as it used to be. Plus I seem to need to pee more often. What do you think it could be?
Me: It sounds to me like the doctor needs to examine your new penis.
Gloria: WHAT?
Me: Don't get all freaked out. I'm sure it's a very dainty, femine penis. But it sounds like you're describing a prostate infection, and that means welcome to Penisville, population one.
At this point I was smacked on top of the head. With vigor.
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