Next Stop: The Putzliter Prize
I'll try not to get too emotional as I write this, but it won't be easy. I've written in relative obscurity for years, always hoping for a break, but the big time looked the other way.Ran, actually. I was chasing after it, yelling "Big Time! Big Time!" and it pretended not to hear me.
Today, though, I found out that all the years of writing have finally paid off. Suddenly, I'm in the spotlight. If you go to Google and type in "video clip of a chimpanzee scratching his butt"...
That's right. I'm number one.
I'm living the dream, baby!
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