The Jordan (Sunday)
Gloria said her stomach was bothering her yesterday.This was before she ate black bean tostadas for dinner, chocolate pie for dessert, and blueberry pancakes for breakfast this morning.
I think there was a late-night snack in there somewhere.
So we were sitting in the Pancake House at breakfast this morning, and I said "Where do you want to go for dinner tonight? Enchiladas?" She loves Mexican food.
She gave me kind of a look. "You know my stomach is bothering me," she said.
"You're the Michael Jordan of stomach problems," I said. "Jordan would say he had a sprained ankle, limp onto the court, then drop fifty-five on the Knicks."
I can say that and not get killed--so far--because Gloria is 5'5" and weighs 105 pounds.
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