Aim HighGloria came down last night after putting Eli 4.9 to bed.
"Eli's informed me that he wants to marry four women," she said. "Three Disney Princesses and Jane from the Tarzan series."
"That's my boy!" I said. "Who knows--after living together for a few years, maybe two of the princesses will, um, take a liking to each other."
Gloria swatted me on the head. "Stop right there."
"Four princesses," I said. "It's going to be a real buzzkill to go back to the real world."
"I think he likes Paige at his school," Gloria said. "Paige is really cute."
"Paige picks her nose and eats dirt," I said.
"She does not," Gloria said.
"All right, maybe she doesn't eat dirt," I said.