Thursday, December 14, 2006

Stinging Journalism

This has to be one of the best (unintentionally funny) news articles I've ever seen. From WFTV in Florida:
3 Million Bees Removed From Kitchen Of Couple's Apartment
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- A south Florida couple was happy to not be sharing their home with millions of bees. Jesus Molina said he and his girlfriend were ready to buzz off after a swarm of bees invaded the kitchen wall of their Miami Beach apartment.

"So we're trying to, like, get rid of most of them, but without professional help we can't. So now we almost … They're biting me!'" Molina screamed, running from the home during an interview with reporters.

Beekeepers removed more than 3 million bees from the apartment. They also extracted nearly 60 pounds of honey.

And thus "They're biting me!" passes into news legend.

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