The Only Way Out Of This
Eli 5.5 reported this story to me.Madeline, who likes to think Eli is her "boyfriend," accosted him at recess yesterday. "Eli, honey, can we go on a honeymoon?" she asked.
"Can I be excused for a minute?" Eli answered. He walked over to his best friend Ali and said "Ali, the only way out of this is to RUN!" And so they did.
I finished dinner a few minutes before Gloria last night, so I started unloading the dishwasher. When I was done, I said "There are a few odds and ends still in there, but I unloaded at over ninety percent and that's worth five stars on any difficulty level, even without using star power."
Actually, that's probably only worth four stars.
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