Run For Your Lives
We were watching a few minutes of the Rose Bowl parade.A float came by with "Mother Nature." She was forty-five feet high.
"It's Mother Nature--in her terrifying human form," I said.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Eli 5.5 shouted.
Then they showed a close-up, for some reason, of her toenails.
"Now there's a cross marketing opportunity," Gloria said. "This float could be co-sponsored by the toenail fungus people."
"That's right," I said. "Where's Digger? He should be trying to crawl under her toenail."
Three people, on a couch, being smartasses. As a family.
Yes, while "researching" this I found out that I'm #1 in Google if you search on "toenail fungus mascot." Outstanding.
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