Monday LessonsWe went to Main Event for Monday lunch, and I learned these things:
1. Based on a song that I heard today for the first time, Stacy's mom apparently has it "goin' on." 2. Whoopee cushions now come with variable time delays. This is known as technology for technology's sake.
3. If you spend hundreds of hours playing Guitar Hero, you can play Guitar Freaks very well very quickly.