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Man Tells Cops Unicorn Caused CrashBILLINGS, Mont. (AP) - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post - it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.
Dude, you need to come correct on this. Unicorns are excellent drivers. The only way a unicorn has a wreck is if someone is trying to make out with the unicorn while it's driving.
Come on, Phillip. No means no.
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