Ninja
I went to Subway at lunch for a turkey sandwich.Hey, you eat what you are.
When my beloved Badtz-Maru wallet finally disintegrated after nearly a decade of use, I replaced it with a Ninja wallet. If you're too lazy to click on that link (I assume you are), the wallet shows a spotlight and a ninja (complete with black costume and a black face mask) leaping in mid-air.
So I opened my wallet to pay for the sandwich, ninja portrait exposed, and the woman at the register said "Oh, that's a neat wallet."
"Thanks," I said.
"Do you do that?" she asked.
"Not since I fell off a roof on a moonless night while I was waiting to assassinate the Emperor," I said.
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