Welcome To Your Forties
I swam this morning, and when I got out of the pool, I saw a mom in her thirties with her two children. We exchanged pleasantries, and then she said "do you swim often?"
"Pretty often," I said.
"I don't know if this is a compliment," she said, "but when you were in the water, I thought you were in your twenties."
Thank you. And ouch.