PiratesTomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. For me, it's a good example of how a decision you made when you were just a kid can come back and haunt you later. When I was in high school, I had to learn a language to fulfill a core curriculum requirement, but instead of Pirate, I chose Viking.
So today, if there were International Talk Like a Viking Day, I would rule. Instead, I just look at people saying "Ahoy, matey!" to each other and rue missed opportunities.