MysteryEli 9.0 and I were at Walgreens on Sunday, looking to buy some Gatorade before his hockey practice.
I picked up a bottle and the label said "Frost Riptide Rush."
This has to be a singular moment in drink history--a three word flavor description where none of the words actually have anything to do with flavor.
Is it a cold winter morning? Dangerous surfing conditions? The sheer excitement of a cold winter morning AND dangerous surfing conditions?
Well, it was kind of "purply," if that helps.