Local HumorEli 9.1 has been changing his viewing habits in the last few months.
Before, he would come downstairs in the morning, flip on the television, and watch a Nickelodeon or Disney show.
Now, he comes downstairs, flips on the television, and watches SportsCenter.
Last night, there was a fly buzzing around the house, so I got the flyswatter out of the cupboard. I saw the fly, it landed, and I swatted it. Clean kill.
It was so unusually precise that Eli started laughing. "Boy," he said, "that's sure not going to wind up on FlyCenter's 'Top 10 Plays'."