A Strange SimilaritySo I dated this woman. Everyone dated this woman once.
Not the same woman, obviously, but someone of her type.
This was the woman who used you as a sort of gymnastic apparatus. She was highly sexed, and, in an orgasm sense, was faster than a dragster on the Bonneville Salt Flats. She could orgasm before you could even finish saying "Bonneville Salt Flats." She was the eighth wonder of the world, and I would certainly rank her above the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
Sadly, it had nothing to do with you. For her, you were barely even there. No, it was a private fireworks display, and it was very difficult to figure out what set it off and when it might stop.
I was reminded of this as I was playing Bejeweled 3 today. It's quite entertaining, and pleasantly enjoyable, but there are times when the gem cascades are so over-the-top that the game almost looks like it's playing itself.