Bonbons for BozoWell, Valentine's Day weekend has kicked my ass.
The short version:
--Eli 9.6 has had the "B" strain of the flu since Thursday. 103 fever on Saturday, 102 on Saturday. He's on the mend today, but man, it's been miserable.
--Gloria's car wouldn't start on Saturday.
--Gloria's computer had a scary looking virus warning on it on Saturday.
--the dishwasher stopped working.
--the phone isn't working.
--I tweaked the hell out of my left knee today while skating.
"Gloria" items have been resolved, but everything else continues to seep sulfurous emissions.