The VoiceI received the OK today (thanks DB) to mention and thank the fellow who was kind enough to do the narration for the cut scene. His name is Scott K. Ratner, and as Eli 12.0 would say, he's a boss. In addition to doing amazing voice impersonations, he's also a writer, actor, and magician (something else Eli would love!). Here's a link to his Hollywood Fringe Festival page.
If any of you need voice work done and want to pay him wheelbarrows of cash, please do so. It was incredibly nice of him to help me out.