Make Better Decisions (Valentine's Day Edition)
An Einstein's clerk. Young."So, did you get your lady something special for Valentine's Day?" he asked.
"Um, yes," I said.
"I'm making some bacon roses for my lady," he said. "You cook the bacon in the shape of a rose and then just slide it on the stick."
"Well, that's certainly something," I said.
He leaned over the counter and lowered his voice. "Chicks say they don't like bacon"--he pauses for dramatic effect--"but they do. They totally do."
Good luck with that, sir.
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