An Entirely Serious Conversation"Yeah, lots of water gets bottled under very cruel conditions," I said.
"What?" Gloria asked.
"Dad, seriously," Eli 13.9 said.
"I only drink free-range water," I said. Eli burst out laughing. "If that makes me an environmentalist, then I'm an environmentalist."
"Oh, my god," Gloria said.
Eli laughs so hard he can't even speak for a while. Then, he says, "That's Dad. Setting the bar high for setting the bar low."
A very fair description, I think.