Just add water
Weekend games in Pittsburgh. Stupid tired when this conversation happened."It was a good loss," I said. "Might even go up in the rankings."
"Small constellation," Eli 16.2 said.
"Did you just say 'small constellation'?" I asked.
"Small 'consolation'," Eli said. "Consolation."
"That's too bad, because 'small constellation' has all kinds of joke potential," I said.
"It has no potential," Eli said.
"You're wrong," I said.
"Tell me a joke," Eli said. "Right now. Go."
"Two astronomers walk into a bar," I said, "and the first astronomer says, 'I can't believe I thought I discovered a new star system.'
'Well,' said the second astronomer, 'at least they named a few of the stars after you.'
'Small constellation,' said the first astronomer."
It's not even that funny, but Eli laughed so hard he couldn't stop for a long time. Which made me start laughing so hard that I couldn't stop, either.
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