Texts: There's No Need For Violence
There's a woodpeckerattacking our house. What's
the protocol here? Do I take
a plate of non-house wood out
there as a negotiating strategy?
Give him an envelope filled
with cash? What's my play?
Forwarded to Mark. He'll say get the pellet gun out.
I just opened a window and
yelled "HEY! MOVE IT ALONG!"
Seemed to work. Pretty civil
individual.
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