Injustice
We went to the grocery store to buy a tub of Cool Whip. A disputed tub of Cool Whip."I HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE TO ACCEPT BLAME FOR EATING SOMETHING FROM THE CONTAINER WHERE PEOPLE PUT THINGS TO BE EATEN," I said.
Eli 16.3 has been laughing from the time I started talking. "A solid point," he conceded."
"A solid point?" I asked. "That's the ONLY point. There is no other point."
"You do have a pie problem," he said.
"It's not like scientists are preserving the last tubs of Cool Whip in the underground seed bank in Norway," I said. "It's not an endangered resource."
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